Script: 30 Second Debate

30 Second Debate posted May 8, 2007.

Amir: All right, this is a 30 second debate between myself and Jake. Uh, Jake, what you think about global warming? Do you think humans can slow it down, or is it just an unstoppable force, should we not even bother, should we be like, “You know what I’m gonna drive my car and I’m gonna eat my gasoline and I’m gonna do whatever I want because I’m an American.”
Jake: (Jake’s dialogue is sped up and undiscernable.)
A: Okay, I can’t—let’s do that again, I can’t hear you when you do like fast-forward talking. Just talk normal.
J: (Jake’s dialogue is sped up and undiscernable.)
A: You did it again, you talked—you talked like super fast and I can’t—nobody’s gonna understand you.
J: (Jake’s dialogue is sped up and undiscernable.)
A: All right, let’s just stop it, let’s just do it later because I’m running late so I have to go anyway.
A: Stop it, I’m seriously late.
A: You’re so annoying!