Script: Sunglasses

Sunglasses posted June 11, 2007.

Jake: What are you doing?
Amir: Oh, I'm writing an e-mail, cause a friend of mine wrote me an e-mail.
J: You know what I mean.
A: Yeah, he was, like, writing me an e-mail, so I'm e-mailing him back
J: I put on sunglasses and then you put on, like, the exact same pair.
A: They're not the exact same pair. Yours are yellow, right? I can't--yeah, they're yellow.
J: It's, like, the idea of putting on sunglasses.
A: Oh the idea? I didn't--yeah, I didn't know you invented sunglasses. That's, I guess that's why I messed up because I didn't know you invented sunglasses. Why are you even still working here? Can't you live off the royalties of wearing--
J: You know what I mean. I put on sunglasses, and then you did.
A: Why are you wearing a blue shirt today? I'm wearing a blue shirt, and your new rule is that nobody can wear the same thing, right? So, I can't wear a blue shirt if you are.
J: Alright, well yesterday, when I wore these sunglasses, you called them gay. And you don't even own a pair of sunglasses.
A: Yesterday they were gay. But then people said that they liked it, so I got a pair of my own. I mean, I'm allowed to change my mind.
J: No, now you're just admitting you're a poser, because you got something because other people liked it.
A: I'm getting a call.
J: Your phone didn't ring.
A: It's on vibrate mode.
J: You have your office phone on vibrate?
A: Yeah, it's like call-forwarding, so it--I don't really know how it works. Hello? Hello? Ah, shh, I lost her.
J: It doesn't go to dial tone when you lose somebody.