Script: Screen Name

Screen Name posted June 14, 2007.

Amir: Oh, I forgot to tell you. I thought of the chillest screen name last night. It was so chill. It's like the chillest thing I've ever thought of, and it was a screen name, can you believe it? Don't you at least want to know what it is?
Jake: Oh sorry. Yeah, what is it?
A: It's chilldude22. Twenty-two. Chill dude two-two.
J: It's actually pretty tight.
A: I know. It's so good.
J: That's actually really tight.
A: It's fly as hell. That's why I love it so much.
J: I mean, I dunno. I think, I mean all your friends know you on your screen name that you have..
A: I know, but it's not a big deal if I'm just, like, putting up--like, throw up an away mess, and I'm just like, "Hey I changed my name to, like, something super chill." I'm sure people will understand.
J: Well, I mean was it available?
A: Jesus, actually, no it's not.
J: I'm not surprised.
A: Damn that's like the chillest one I've ever thought of.
J: That's tough.
A: It's more than tough.
J: Sorry.
A: You know, I'm gonna add the name chilldude22 to my bu--my B L, and I'm gonna check out if this chill guy wants to swap.
J: If I had a screen name that chill I definitely wouldn't trade with anybody.
A: Whoa, he's actually online.
J: Really?
A: Maybe I should IM him and ask him if he wants to switch. Hey. Wanna swap names? What's going on? Hello? Hi. It's you, man.
J: Honestly, if I thought of a screen name that chill I wouldn't have told anybody until I'd already made it.
A: Did you steal my chill screen name?
J: I'm just tryin to pimp out this chill pro right now. What's that Jovi quote?
A: I mean, I'm gonna tell you what it is because it's such a chill quote that it belongs with that screen name, but: "She says we gotta hold on to what we got cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not." How could you do that? Like, you know I thought that was the chillest.
J: What's Streeter's handle? I need to add him. I'm trying to flesh out this B L right now.
A: I'm supposed to be the chill dude.
J: Chill out, dude. All's fair in love and chill, you know that.